Moustache lovers, rejoice! My favourite month of the year has only just started and my knees are feeling weaker with every passing day of mo-growth. Yes, it's Movember again! The perfect opportunity for your seedy uncle to finally fit in with your local hipster gang. No male upper lip will be left in the nude while razor blades are sent to a place far far away. Men of the world, and more specific Belgium, if any of you dare to shave your mo these next 30 days, I will hunt you down. Even if you look like an eighties porn star. Wear your fur loud and proud! I would if I could! Oh you know I would! And I will! Just like last year.